Heaven

rachelsmagicviolin:

Great. Now I can weep every time I watch my dachshund eat lunch.

bestofcrime:

I understand that folks who engage in criminalistic behavior don’t tend to have a lot going for them. But good god, if you’re breaking into strip clubs in order to steal beer, and you have a receding hair line at tender age of 26. That’s it, you’re done. No one can blame you if you go all sorts of old-yeller on yourself.

beboprocksteady:

for that loving owner with the .45 already loaded